Thursday, November 20, 2008

BEST FUCKING DRIVING LESSON EVER!

So today, i had 2 auto lessons back to back. First lesson was boring, but the second one, OMFG! It was the bomb la!

Ok, so i get into the car, was warmly greeted by the instructor, a rare thing at the Comfort Driving Centre, they usually all have fuck faces, but this guy was fucking cool. So he says, this revision right? Come we go sight seeing, so i was expecting the standard training route.

BUT................................................

As i left the driving centre, made my way to tampines ikea area(Still standard driving route) Then where we usually suppose to turn he told me go straight, then ask me to turn right. THAT WAS TO FUCKING TPE MAN! TPE OK! NO ONE IN THE FUCKING DRIVING CENTRE IS ALLOWED TO DRIVE ON ANY HIGHWAY! Then i was like:"Huh can go highway ah? Hes reply: You want or don want? Next time you drive no need to cross any highway ah? HAHA! fucking cool la.

Then nvm, after all that, suddenly, he said: eh! today Toto 3 million you playing anot?" And me being a very active toto player was like of course la! Then he said, come we go pasir ris buy. So I drove to elias mall( Again out of training route) went down, bought for him and me and he promised if he won, i will get 10% cause i bought it for him.

After that, time was almost up, and we learnt that we both stay opposite each other. So i ask him, hey can I send myself straight home anot? Normal rules we have to drive to the centre first then make our own way home. He was like, No instructor in the whole driving centre will do that, EXCEPT ME! You are the first to ask me, so no problem. I was shocked la!!! the last time i ask an instructor that, he replied me: Crazy ah? If i get sacked u support my family ah? But this guy was the bomb la, i send myself to my house, he took over then i got his number then left!

oh my god! This was the fucking bomb man! I shall not reveal his name or car number though=)Wouldn't want to bite the hand that feeds me now would I?

stay tuned, get warped.

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